Why is it so difficult to train dogs to dance?

They have two left feet.

 

What athlete is warmest in winter?

A long jumper.

 

Why did the man get the sack from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

 

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?

To see his flatmate!

 

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam.

 

How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a boogie in it.

 

Why did the turkey cross the road? 

To prove he wasn't chicken.

 

Who is Santa afraid of?  

The Elf and safety officer

 

What is Santa’s favourite pizza?

One that’s deep-pan, crisp and even

 

What do you get if you cross a lion with snow?
Frostbite